Friends. Allies. Compatriots.
We may have lost the net neutrality battle, but the war is far from over.
Our FCC chairman, Ajit Pai, was once a good man. A smart man. A fair man. He was a man with the best interests of internet users in his heart.
Unfortunately, it now seems clear that brain parasites have taken our beloved FCC chairman away from us. From the eyes-up, Ajit Pai is now just an empty head-shaped chamber, home to a tiny alien pulling levers.
All sense, all reason, and any sense of duty has been stolen from Ajit. He is gone.
This intergalactic menace can still be thwarted, however! It’s not too late. Congress can overrule the FCC vote to repeal net neutrality, but, much like my kids brushing their teeth, they probably won’t do it unless we yell at them a lot.
Please, raise your voices and join us in yelling a lot.